“Listen young lady, this may be difficult to identify with as a teen girl with two young lads hovering around her all the time, but at my age, certain bits of my lady body have not had any friendly visitors in quite a few years, and like a musty old attic, I like to air it out from time to time… just in case the former situation should change on short notice.”
“…I regret asking.”
“That’s the idea.”
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“Listen young lady, this may be difficult to identify with as a teen girl with two young lads hovering around her all the time, but at my age, certain bits of my lady body have not had any friendly visitors in quite a few years, and like a musty old attic, I like to air it out from time to time… just in case the former situation should change on short notice.”
“…I regret asking.”
“That’s the idea.”