Filler: Oh Christmas Tree
Dec24
Not the normal way to catch the big guy, but it seems like it’s going to work. Happy Holidays everyone!
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Not the normal way to catch the big guy, but it seems like it’s going to work. Happy Holidays everyone!
Plot Twist: It’s actually Krampus in boots.
That made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
I am trying to make Wizard of the coast. WotC. To allow me and others to make centaur and minotaur legal to play these races at conventions.
Well I trying to start a ground swell and I had an idea.
Here it is.
I rewrote a song. Parody of coarse.
I want a Minotaur for Christmas
Sung roughly to the tune of -“I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”
I want a Minotaur for Christmas
Only a Minotaur will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky tinker toy
I want a Minotaur to play with and enjoy.
I want a Minotaur for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That’s the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a Minotaur hero standing there
I want a Minotaur for Christmas
Only a Minotaur will do
No dragons no Demons I only like Minotaur
And Minotaur like me, too Mom says a Minotaur, would eat me up but then
Teacher says a Minotaur is a vegetarian There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
With my friends we would play.
Dungeons and Dragons all day
With my adventure league legal Minotaur….
I want a Minotaur for Christmas
Oh what a sight.
We would play all night
Fighting all the bad thing my minotaur paladin would do
Its True!
I only want a Minotaur for Christmas
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a Minotaur hero standing there…
I want a Minotaur for Christmas
Only a Minotaur will do
No Fauns, or Satyrs
I only like Minotaur
And Minotaur would like me, too….
Songwriters: John Jefferson Rox with minor alterations
Can I count on your support. Contact Wotc.
Pass it around.
Jeff B
Play them how? Cosplay, or a tribal deck?
I think they mean in a D&D game they want to play a Minotaur or Centaur as a Player Character race since there normaly only aloud as an optional monster Player Character but not in an official game, WotC baught up TSR a long time ago and does Dungeons and Dragons now to not just Magic the Gathering.
@Orateck – yeah, we haven’t had a D&D night in a few months, so that one slipped my mind.
well you could role play an elf or dwarf. In dnd but when you go to a convention. you want to take your minotuar and have it be legal to play at the table.
Merry Christmas, you guys! Happy holidays. And I hope you have a great new year!
“My catch Santa plan is working! He’s right in front of me! Now all I need to do is move my arms and –”
“… oh bugger.”
Er… What happens if you can not transform back?
Then you end up getting thrown into the garbage after Epiphany. (Jan. 6)
“Christmass”? I just noticed that now. Is that an error, or is Anne celebrating a less . . . family-friendly. . . holiday?